Call me Mr. Hiatus. Yes, I know. I’ve been M.I.A., incognito and all the above. There was a vehicle sent in recently dope enough to motivate me to get off my lazy a$$ and show the world.
Living in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area for the last three years I have became very numb to exotic and luxury cars. Lambos are as common as std’s in high schools and Mercedes are like tramp stamps, all the women have one. Range Rovers seem to be as common as forclosures and a Lexus is the new 
Cadillac for retirement.
One car that still turns my head ANYTIME it purrs past me is the Aston Martin DB 9. There is something about it that gets me everytime. When I see one drive by me I get this look on my face as if I just smelled the worst fart from a homeles man coming down from a 3 day crack binge and my only reply is “uuugggghhhh.” Trust me folks. It sounds wierd but that is a good response. It’s kinda like when nasty is good, and when something is cold, its nice. You get the point.
Thanks to the reader who sent in the pics of this vomicious vehicle. As I stated before, this car is so sick it will wake you vomit. Must be nice, must be the HRD 
LIFE. The vanity license plate speaks for itself.
If I ever get around to updating the WHIP OF THE MONTH section, this guy will be there for sure. Enjoy.
Definately has to be one of the nicest whips around…thanks Doc!
An inspiration for any small business owner or entrepreneur. The weekender. Imagine if you will, a post brunch swim at your Oceanside Bed and Breakfast. What a better time to jump in the whip, you and the lady… top down… seeing sounds, Scottsdale’s fashion square mall and the plum card. Ahh… the “dream life”.
Yes, the Mercedes Benz CLK 500′s are common sightings in Northern Scottsdale, so what better way to stand out than to choose a vanity license plate that explains the vision. Don’t fret San Antonio, La Cantera is coming around quickly. More Clarke Kent’s to come. Go Spurs!!!
For the B&B/small resort entrepreneur its suspect for a creative marketing write off for Michele Cozzen, author of “I’m Living Your Dream Life: The Story of a Northwods Resort”. Even the owners of clubdreamlife.com could make it work. No decals, no magnets, just a registration renewal and a hefty auto loan the size of a Texas Condo.
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Possible Whip of the Month candidate here. I can’t think of a better way to spend a Friday evening in North Scottsdale. Bentley Continetal drop top. Kierland Commons. Luxury Shopping. Fine dining.
3 words to describe this whip:
Sick. Nasty. Vomicious.
(yes I made that word up)
This BMW 330ci vanity license plate definitely should be in the TOP 10 section! I’ll admit- there are probably more than 10 cars in this section but hey- you get the point.I had to explain this one to a friend of mine who was on a time delay trying to understand what this vanity license plate truly meant. Just in case there are a few “slow” people reading, it does NOT read: letter “Q” letter “Q YOU LATER” I know it sounds stupid but I personally heard someone say that aloud to me. It went down like this: “cue cue you later? What’s so special about that?”- replies Super Genius. I quickly shot back “Are you [expletive] kidding me right now? Please tell me your [expletive] joking. There is no way in [the hot downstairs place, rhymes with Bell] you’re gonna tell me you really don’t have a [expletive] clue what is on the [expletive] vanity license plate.” I was actually calm the whole time this discussion about the plate went on. The reason why this BMW custom license plate is unique is because the Q’s are actually supposed to be eyes, as in the better to see you with. The end result is a creative vanity license plate on a nice convertible BMW 330ci which simply reads see you later.
I wish I had more hands so I could give this custom license plate 4 thumbs up!
