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If you are anywhere remotely close to a TV, internet connection, teenager or even a smoke signal, I am sure that you have heard about the recent celebrity stalking turned suicide.  In case you have been golfing on the moon, its has recently been reported that Paula Goodspeed (no pun intended, that is her name) was found dead in front of American Idol judge, Paula Abdul’s Sherman Oaks home.  Her cause of death is presumed to be from a drug overdose but this has not been confirm yet until toxicology tests are completed.

Thanks to bittenandbound.com, a blog quoted as “the not so pretty side of Hollywood” for providing a photo and video of Paula Goodspeed and her Paul Abdul vanity license plate which reads “ABL LV” presumed to mean Adbul Love.

Goodspeed auditioned for American Idol in 2005 and was self described as having a lifelong obsession with Paula Abdul.  She was known to create lifesize drawings of Paula and remarked that her first drawing was of Paula Abdul.

 American Idol 2005 Audition of Paula Goodspeed

I can’t even begin to try and understand what this bitter guy was thinking when he ordered his vanity license plate.  What could she have done so bad that you feel the need to tell the entire city you live in and now the entire word (all 3 readers) that your wife is less than perfect.  WHY?

Did she lose another sock in the dryer again?  Forget to feed the dog?  I know that one pisses me off.  Maybe she was recording two shows at one time on your DVR and you didn’t get a chance to watch your favorite Rambo rerun on TBS.  Aggghhhh! That one kills me. 

Maybe this guys was a little excessive to say the least but if it was a point he was trying to make, he sure did a good job of it. 

Meet Jennifer Bitton.  

She is Scottsdale’s latest imfamous star due to speeding through Scottsdale 101′s photo enforcement cameras.  The problem is she was captured on bandit camera 22 times.  Yes…22 times.   She is being charged with criminal speeding, reckless driving and endangerment with her top speed reaching 22 mph.

Im a bit confused.  It takes Scottsdale police 22 violations before they arrent her at her parents home when our friend DMX was caught  racing at 114 speeding one night and they were knocking his door with search warrants and back up.  Hmmmmmm… I’ll let you come to your own conclusion.

So if your a young female like Jennifer Britton you get 21 chances and if your a black rapper in Cave Creek, watch out.

Aside:   The only reason why the went and arrested her now is to gain the media and public’s support for the ban on license plate covers currently pending review in the Arizona Senate.  So if I come up missing for exposing the “truth” blame Sheriff Joe and his posse. 

Oh wait, they will be busy in Mesa.

A police officer’s vanity license plate gets him a day of suspension and other officers in marinating in hot water.  Sgt. Lovejoy is rumored to have ordered a custom license plate lashing back at his chief for removing him from the K-9 unit after the unfortuntae death of his K-9 partner last year.

The vanity license plate read C1FDME as in C1=Chief, FD= F*cked, Me as in Me.  This isn’t his actual plate but thanks to our friends at Amce License Plate Generator we can recreate the evidence just as the cops would.  Someone get me a photo of the real plate!!!

The question now becomes if the wife ordered the vanity license plate without the knowledge of her hubby in question, does that mean the license plate says she and the chief had relations?  How else are you supposed to read chief 1 f*cked me (C1FDME) if it was his wifes plate and he had no knowledge.

C’mon buddy.  We’re not falling for the banana and the tail pipe.  Fess up.  You were salty-got caught and now your hoping your wife can be your alibi.

Here is a before and after of Sgt. Lovejoy and his fallen partner.  I think this image may be more appropriate.

I just posted this about the Arizona Senate trying to pass a ban on any type of cover, solution or film obstructing the view of your license plate.  It’s no secret that in Arizona ,the local government is trying to balance the state budget and capture huge amounts of revenue by installing more and more red-light cameras and highway cameras clocking speeders and light runners.

Yesterday, the Senate voted on the bill that would require motorist to throw away the highly coveted license plate reflector covers.  Guess what.  It failed.  Failed. Failed. Failed.

 It was a narrow victory or loss depending on what side of the coin you side with.  The vote was actually 14-11 and called for at least 16 votes to move forward in the legislature.  5 member of the Senate were absent that day.  Aww shucks.

In fact, it’s these very same cameras that DMX can thank for putting his ass back in jail for criminal speeding, public endangerment, reckless driving, and driving on a suspended license all while doing 144 m.p.h in his 1966 Yellow Chevy.  The truth is, I should have dedicated a whole post just to this incident alone but I was busy at the time and it had been a few years since anything from DMX has caused me to get up off my seat.  So I figured, why start now?

DMX, listen up, you’re a brotha in North Scottsdale in a yellow throwback Chevy hot rod with DMX written on your windshield!!!  WTF?  Even with a license plate cover you still would have been caught.  I know, the man is out to get you.  I can see DMX being the new Mike Tyson.

Where my dogs at?  Ooops.  No pun intended. Click here for arrest photo.