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Call me Mr. Hiatus.  Yes, I know.  I’ve been M.I.A., incognito and all the above.  There was a vehicle sent in recently dope enough to motivate me to get off my lazy a$$ and show the world.

Living in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area for the last three years I have became very numb to exotic and luxury cars.  Lambos are as common as std’s in high schools and Mercedes are like tramp stamps, all the women have one.  Range Rovers seem to be as common as forclosures and a Lexus is the new Cadillac for retirement.

One car that still turns my head ANYTIME it purrs past me  is the Aston Martin DB 9.  There is something about it that gets me everytime.  When I see one drive by me I get this look on my face as if I just smelled the worst fart from a homeles man coming down from a 3 day crack binge and my only reply is “uuugggghhhh.”  Trust me folks.  It sounds wierd but that is a good response.  It’s kinda like when nasty is good, and when something is cold, its nice.  You get the point.

Thanks to the reader who sent in the pics of this vomicious vehicle.  As I stated before, this car is so sick it will wake you vomit.  Must be nice, must be the HRD LIFE. The vanity license plate speaks for itself.

If I ever get around to updating the WHIP OF THE MONTH section, this guy will be there for sure.  Enjoy.

Definately has to be one of the nicest whips around…thanks Doc!

Platenuts.com reader, Jake, submitted his vanity license plate a looooooooooooooong time ago.  As I confessed in several posts before, I have this disease called procrastination and it has advanced to Stage 3.  Luckily, my meds are helping and I’m getting back into a rhythm here.

Jake, my bad man! 

“Maybe it’s time to slow down and smell the roses…er,  I mean Poppies!” emailed Jake.  I’m curious, how many times do you get pulled over and issued speeding tickets becuase of this vanity license plate?  If I was a asshole cop and was having a bad day, I’d probably pull you over just becuase.  Well, maybe I’d let you go becuase you were in a 350z. 

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I’ll let the pics speak for itself today.  Happy Saturday and have fun.

Last night the Phoenix Suns faced the desperate Golden State Warriors.  With the Warriors playoff hopes on the line the Suns held the key to the remainder of Baron Davis’ and the Warriors hopes for a playoff appearance.

Though behind at half time the Warriors sporadically showed signs of life in the game establishing a second half lead hoping to get passed the Phoenix Suns. With Davis shooting only 2 for 13 he was benched the remainder of the half as the Warriors couldn’t stop the Big Cactus and Amare Stoudamire.  The Phoenix Suns pulled away victorious and I was left with this nice treat at the end of the game.  As they scanned the crowd, I had to pause my DVR to bring this guy to you. 

Here’s to you Mr. Phoenix Suns Custom License Plate man!